Today on Not Your Mother’s Ramen Episode 3: Kang Shi Fu Artificial Dongpo Braised Pork flavor. Check it!

Maybe it’s because I’ve been scarfing down so many mala (spicy/numbing) noodle meals as it takes to get my lips as DSL plump as the Kardashians, but I could smell the soy sauce savory sweetness right from the spice packet. The soup is everything you want a good lay to be: sweet, savory, kinda wild and lit at its heights before bringing you down into a calm, pleasant bliss. You can’t walk away after one taste, son. You gotta put a ring on it.

Sadly, the noodles left me with blue balls. They were thin and stringy. Floppy (thatswatshesaid!). That said, this bowl isn’t half bad. Not enough to move to the top 10, but I gots some room in my life for a side piece. 6.0/10