Today on Not Your Mother’s Ramen Episode 3: Kang Shi Fu Artificial Dongpo Braised Pork flavor. Check it!
Maybe it’s because I’ve been scarfing down so many mala (spicy/numbing) noodle meals as it takes to get my lips as DSL plump as the Kardashians, but I could smell the soy sauce savory sweetness right from the spice packet. The soup is everything you want a good lay to be: sweet, savory, kinda wild and lit at its heights before bringing you down into a calm, pleasant bliss. You can’t walk away after one taste, son. You gotta put a ring on it.
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Sadly, the noodles left me with blue balls. They were thin and stringy. Floppy (thatswatshesaid!). That said, this bowl isn’t half bad. Not enough to move to the top 10, but I gots some room in my life for a side piece. 6.0/10