KiKi Noodles – Spicy Aged Vinegar Flavor, or Get Hard.
It’s high time I reconnect with my often-overlooked elder millennial fans. You know who you are. You’re more mature than … Read More “KiKi Noodles – Spicy Aged Vinegar Flavor, or Get Hard.”
A ramen review blog for horrible people with big appetites and dank humor. Narrated by your inner frat boi.
It’s high time I reconnect with my often-overlooked elder millennial fans. You know who you are. You’re more mature than … Read More “KiKi Noodles – Spicy Aged Vinegar Flavor, or Get Hard.”
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Since the dawn of time, human beings have pushed themselves to reach the epitome of the fully evolved man. And … Read More “Ottogi Kong-Guksu Ramen (Chilled Soy Milk Noodle Soup), or this is a thing…?”
I guess it’s no secret that this side of the DMV divide is home to many immigrant communities, and in … Read More “Red Tomato Salsa with Guajillo, Mulato, and Morita Chiles”
I’m a girl who’s into self improvement, so let’s get weird and try some perishables. What, you think I’m not … Read More “Myojo – Nama Hiyashi Chuuka Yuzu Fumi”
You know that kid growing up who seemed to win all the time? Could be math, sports, dancing, poetry slam, … Read More “Sichuan Baijia Chongqing Noodles – Burning Dry Noodles, or ignorance is bliss.”
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Ni hao, motherbitches! So I was thinking of ways to beat the mad swamp ass this godforsaken city gifts us … Read More “Qin Zhong Shaanxi Cold Noodle – Hot & Sour Flavor”