A ramen review blog for horrible people with big appetites and dank humor. Narrated by your inner frat boi.
Oh my god, y’all. These noodles are SO BAD. Like…they taste like your straight from the 80s, psyllium husk-drinking, Richard … Read More “Mini-review: Gi Shen Noodles – Onion Flavor. Don’t do it.”
We all have our kinks. Some of us don’t even know what they are yet. Maybe it started out with … Read More “Shin Horng Hon’s Dry Noodles – Toona Flavor, or everybody needs a lil strange.”
It’s high time I reconnect with my often-overlooked elder millennial fans. You know who you are. You’re more mature than … Read More “KiKi Noodles – Spicy Aged Vinegar Flavor, or Get Hard.”
So yagirl was in HMart the other day NOT looking to buy ass, and she came across some upscale noodles … Read More “KiKi Noodles – Young Vinegar Flavor”
Crabs are fuckin weird, ya’ll. ‘Specially when they’re the yummy type, not the type that come as proof of purchase … Read More “Fujiwara Kani no Chikara Miso Ramen: Power of the Crab!”
I may have run into financial trouble recently. And by that I mean, I like nice things and don’t have … Read More “MAMA Noodles Jumbo Pack – Green Curry Flavor, or Mama don’t play around”
Whelp, I did it. I bit the bullet and moved to the DMV’s instant ramen nirvana. And I definitely did … Read More “Chi Sheng Guan Miao Mian XO Sauce Noodles, or moving on up!”
So ya’ll heard about the literal miracle cure-all going around the market? Doesn’t matter what ails you, whether it be … Read More “Shirakiku Goku-Uma Ramen Noodles – Miso Flavor, or the power of thoughts & prayers, investigated.”
As you all may know, I recently went through a pretty rough break up. He did some things, I said … Read More “Nissin Demae Ramen – Curry Flavor, or do you believe in second chances?”
I have a confession to make. … … … I like attention, and I’m willing to do whatever the fuck … Read More “7&i Premium – Tsuta Japanese Soba Noodles, or you wanna be a star, don’t you??”
