A ramen review blog for horrible people with big appetites and dank humor. Narrated by your inner frat boi.
What’s wrong, homie? You tryna exist in that ambiguous space between New Year’s and Easter, with only beta holidays to … Read More “Ve Wong Instant Oriental Noodles – Chinese Herb – Angelica Flavor”
So you wanna be more, dontcha? You took that mindfulness class with the sole goal of repelling the haters on … Read More “Ching’s Hot Garlic Instant Noodles + Ching’s Manchurian Instant Noodles, or how to be extra 101”
We are living in confusing times. Up is down, left is right, Norway is mostly white?, and apparently 2018 is … Read More “Pulmuone Crab Jjamppong, or are you confused yet??”
It’s no fap November! For all my brothers & sisters going through the same arduous journey, 1. THE FUCK IS … Read More “Malabiao Instant Rice Noodle Spicy Sour Beef Flavor”
Gooooood morning Vietnam! So I’ve been rolling with Wayne Brady lately, and he taught me how to pimp right. And … Read More “Vina Acecook Hảo Hảo Sate Onion Flavor, or Gooooood morning, Vietnam!”
On our last date, we got real cozy with Korea’s Ottogi Soy Milk Ramen. Not to be outdone, Japan also … Read More “Marutai Hakata Nagahama Tonkotsu Ramen, or you look like you need a hug!”
Since the dawn of time, human beings have pushed themselves to reach the epitome of the fully evolved man. And … Read More “Ottogi Kong-Guksu Ramen (Chilled Soy Milk Noodle Soup), or this is a thing…?”
I guess it’s no secret that this side of the DMV divide is home to many immigrant communities, and in … Read More “Red Tomato Salsa with Guajillo, Mulato, and Morita Chiles”
I am a woman of all the people. And by that I mean I will flirt with anything living that … Read More “Pran Mr. Noodles – Chicken Curry Flavor”
I’ve been hearing a lot lately about the new kid on the block: White Curry. That doesn’t sound like any … Read More “MyKuali – Penang White Curry Noodle (cup version), or is it worth the hype?”
